Oh the money we'll save, the money we'll save
Take the keys to Community Centres and lose 'em
And keep out the rabble who may want to use 'em
And oh, all the money we'll save.

Oh the money we'll save, the money we'll save
By closing town offices. Leave them to rot.
We'll build City Hall, which will cost quite a lot
But oh, all the money we'll save.

Oh the money we'll save, the money we'll save
By hiring people who don't know our ways
At lovely fat salaries taxes will pay
And oh, all the money we'll save.

Oh the money we'll save, the money we'll save
If we tell volunteers they must all stay away
And find some new people who'll do it for pay
Just think of the money we'll save.

Oh the money we'll save, the money we'll save
We'll rival Toronto. Now won't that be neat:
Crime in the city, trash on the street.
But oh, all the money we'll save.